It's the new offering from Scottish Italian chippies

Batter ciabatta.

Duncan Goodhew, Duncan Badhew

A new drama series for Saturday afternoons on ITV2. A reimagining of the life of the Olympic gold medal winning swimmer, in which he meddles with forces beyond his control, risking his very soul for a head of hair.

Great Victorian Inventors #1

Michael Farraday was born in 1792.
He invented electricity and then didn't know what to do.
He had this bleedin' parrot
Which turned into a carrot
And up his arse it flew!

New cartoon character

Naughty Abortee,
the cheeky foetus scamp!