Kiddy Fiddler on the Roof

New musical concept for the West End. Songs and book by Jonathon King. Set during rooftop protest by paedophile wing at Strangeways.

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Wish You Weren't Here

New peak-time sex tourism series for ITV1. Ross Kemp joins Judith Chalmers (back from the embalmers) as they travel between the sun-kissed beaches and picturesque markets of Thailand, Vietnam, Laos, and Nicaragua, hounding suspected ex-pat kiddy-fiddlers from one country to another.

Demis

Left-leaning think tank, devoted to tackling problems of obesity with the policy solution of kaftans.