Phrases of the Moon #9: Keith Sweat

"There's no way you'd have made it on time."

"Fuck off, I'd have made it, no Keith."

The hot new gift this Christmas

It's Subotteo!

Idea by M Reynard
Talent by L Delahay [Inordinate thanks]

Bare Brevil

New show for BBC 3, presented by Jack Osborne and Dusty Bin. Reality TV cum motivational away day sees teams of office workers transported to a rural retreat, where, instead of hot coals, they have to run naked over a 20m path paved with open Brevil sandwich makers, set to toast.

Bough's Breakfast Blog #3

"Strange, though, that the French haven't taken up toast, which from my researches remains a particularly English invention born, I discover, when the rich in olden days used bread sliced into flat pieces as a plate."

Bough, F., Bough's Breakfast Book (London: Weidenfeld & Nicholson, 1984), p 89.

Dhalliwal: Nigh: Read by M. Reynard

Nigh