I've Got A Brand New Columbine Harvester

Jaunty new ballad about the proprietor of a recently-opened branch of a gastrochav franchise pub, wherein, just as the patrons are tucking in to their cajun chicken balti and spicy potato wedges with extra nachos and cheese, two juvenile delinquents burst in and shoot them in the head.

Altar-ego

The inflated sense of importance God feels during Mass.