Cull Nick Ross

New show for the springtime schedules on BBC2. Chris Packham and Kate Humble join professional slaughtermen as they set out to hunt down and destroy former BBC presenter Nick Ross, winner of an online poll to be added to Defra's list of condemned vermin, before burning him on a huge funeral pyre and closing down the countryside.

Erors

The god of romantic mistakes.

Bough's Breakfast Blog #4

I arrive at 4.30. My companion is already there, well scrubbed, no make-up, but looking lovely. The two of us alone. A quick kiss of greeting, a friendly smile. 'Shall I pour dear, or will you? A little toast perhaps? One lump or two?'

There is no breakfast like breakfast with Miss Selina Scott.

Bough, F., Bough's Breakfast Book (London: Weidenfeld & Nicholson, 1984), p 94.