On boarding the 09.10 Virgin Trains service from Reading

A seat by the window and close to the door,
I flip down the table and set down my coffee,
The smell of shit pervades throughout
The smell of shit pervades throughout
The smell of shit pervades throughout.

Hmm.

There's a pain au raisin inside my bag -

The smell of shit pervades throughout -

I've skipped my breakfast, I need to eat -

The smell of shit pervades throughout -

What do I do, oh what do I do?

The smell of shit pervades throughout.

I eat the pain au raisin.

I am -

The smell of shit pervades throughout -

A pigwig.

But that's humanity for you.

The smell of shit pervades throughout.

Some of these people are going as far as Edinburgh!