Property Bladder

New show on Channel 4, starring Kirsty Allsop and Roland Rivron. Each week Kirsty visits a smug pair of Tories (he's a cunt in IT, she's a horsey bitch with a bun in the oven) and asks them to wank on about how much money they've got in the guise of prevaricating over which of several mansions they'd like to buy, while Roland Rivron relieves himself on their doorstep.